<h1>How to Invest Your Money During a Recession</h1>
<p>Hey Dad, is it true we're entering a global recession?</p>
<p>Yep.</p>
<p>So what do I do with my money in a recession?</p>

<h2>1. Focus on Healthcare</h2>
<p>Well, are people still going to get sick and need healthcare in a recession?</p>
<p>Yeah.</p>

<h2>2. Essentials Are Still in Demand</h2>
<p>And are people still going to need groceries and basic home goods during a recession?</p>
<p>Yep.</p>

<h2>3. Consider Pet Care</h2>
<p>Are pets still going to need to be fed in a recession?</p>
<p>We need to keep feeding our dogs.</p>

<h2>4. Look at Banking Opportunities</h2>
<p>Are banks going to make more money if they lend out their money at higher interest rates?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>

<h2>5. Invest in Government Bonds</h2>
<p>With those higher rates, could you make more money by investing in <strong>government bonds</strong>?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>

<h2>6. Lifestyle Choices</h2>
<p>And are people still going to smoke, drink, and gamble during a recession?</p>
<p>I'm 14, so I can't answer that question in good faith. But my older self says, yes.</p>

<h2>Conclusion</h2>
<p>Okay, good. So where do I invest in a recession?</p>
<p>Really? I literally just told you.</p>